Saturday, May 31, 2014

Friday, May 30, 2014

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WRONG CNN Chick.. I know a lot of people that know the word stichomythia... sooo scripps spelling champions congrats!

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May 30, 2014 at 04:51PM

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arsenio hall cancelled..? Umm can we just keep shaking up latenight? Geesh

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May 30, 2014 at 03:25PM

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hahahaha.. okay, obscure reference unless youre currently watching the news.. How can you say, " Thats not what I said.." when, its quite clear thru rolling the tape... that that is EXACTLY what you said. Perhaps what you should say is.. that was completely out of context and though I did say it, if you listen to the entire talk, you will understand what is meant by that phrase. Because.. regardless of what it meant.. it IS what you said. Period. Period. End of story.

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May 30, 2014 at 01:39PM

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wow.. Jay Carney steps down? geeeesh

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May 30, 2014 at 11:27AM

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Thursday, May 29, 2014

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this day may turn around yet....

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May 29, 2014 at 03:29PM

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Just got notice that a company is looking for a developmental director.. they pay is very little.. and the amount of time required for the position is 2 hours a week. Could explain why they need a new development director. It takes two hours for me to get thru emails..

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May 29, 2014 at 10:08AM

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Okay.. COMPLETELY hypothetical question. Let's say someone was expecting to work during the day.. and it didn't happen. So.. said person sat at home and wrote... and organized all day. Meaning.. woke up.. sat in sweats.. no shower etc. THEN.. came the magic hour.. late in the evening when said person usually, when he can, goes to the gym... then he (or she) realizes.. he... or she....feels that showering is necessary before going out in public... yet.. he is going to the gym... Would, if it were you, you shower to go to the gym?

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May 29, 2014 at 01:07AM

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

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1. The plastic table-like item found in pizza boxes is called a box tent and was patented in 1983. Most people in the biz now call it a pizza saver. 2. Ever look at a familiar word for so long that it starts to look-and sound-completely strange? That feeling of seeing something for the first time, even though there's nothing new about it, is called jamais vu. 3. Paresthesia is that tingling sensation when your foot falls asleep. 4. The string of typographical symbols comic strips use to indicate profanity ("$%@!") is called a grawlix. 5. The small, triangular pink bump on the inside corner of each eye is called the caruncula. It contains sweat and oil glands that produce rheum, also known as "eye crispies," "sleep," and "tear rocks." 6. Another word for playful banter is badinage. 7. What do you call a group of rattlesnakes? A rhumba. 8. To waste time by being lazy is to dringle. 9. An agraffe is the wire cage that keeps the cork in a bottle of champagne. Tell all your classy friends! 10. Those back flaps on a bra are called wings. 11. A single slice of bacon is called a rasher. 12. The web between your thumb and forefinger is called the purlicue (and is pronounced just like "curlicue"). Acupuncturists say pinching it will make headaches go away.

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May 27, 2014 at 08:51PM

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okay.. sometimes I surprise myself. Man. I CAN solve bizarre problems. I CAN!

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May 27, 2014 at 04:27PM

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Sunday, May 25, 2014

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woo hoo.. awesome finish.. INDY!

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May 25, 2014 at 12:17PM

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Race day AND Towel day... Hoppy Frood

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May 25, 2014 at 09:16AM

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Saturday, May 24, 2014

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Friday, May 23, 2014

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May 23, 2014 at 07:51PM

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Thursday, May 22, 2014

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May 22, 2014 at 12:58PM

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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

31 percent other… ?? What the heck.. everything is...



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I like the term.. gobsmacked.. and I have been....I presented an idea to the church powers that be. I knew it was an odd idea.. my committee said it was an odd idea and the committee wasnt even 100 percent behind it. The powers that be greenlit itwithout one opposing view. Not one. Several of them actually stated .. they loved the idea,... like I said.. Gobsmacked. The ball is rolling...

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May 21, 2014 at 08:34PM

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So, I said this on facebook...

"I dont like that site, it advertises porn" "ummm those are targeted ads. Its an algorithm that places ads on the site due to what your computer searches show as your interest..." ...silence...... "Any other comments?"

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May 21, 2014 at 11:50AM

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

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May 20, 2014 at 11:51PM

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Whew..that was a long day of summer...

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May 20, 2014 at 09:08PM

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My lesson plan that was been done.



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Sunday, May 18, 2014

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I wouldnt have posted this… fetzer must have hacked me



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Wow.. according to Andrew Zimmern.. woodchuck/ groundhogs.. are also called Whistle Pigs... I dont think I knew that name.. but.. I think I have an idea for another goofy tshirt...

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May 18, 2014 at 01:37PM

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Join me some sunday...

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May 18, 2014 at 10:20AM

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hmmmmm.....I was kind of jazzed about auditioning for this project.. but this response to my submission complete turned me off. Am I reacting badly.. or does this sound kind of... ew Thank you very much for submitting your headshot and resume. We are very excited that you are interested in our unique project. Although this link indicates it’s a casting contest, we are very interested in seeing your video submission . If you don’t have a video you can also record yourself doing a brief monologue. Since I will not be holding in person auditions at this time, this is the simplest way for me to see your work.

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May 18, 2014 at 01:08AM

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Saturday, May 17, 2014

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May 17, 2014 at 10:55PM

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there is a melted cat on my desk

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May 17, 2014 at 07:53PM

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as the arson fires consider to smolder and burn I think its time we consider outlawing matches.

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May 17, 2014 at 09:21AM

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under consideration: I've always been a shower in the morning person. I have however reached a point in my life where I am asked to attend meetings in the morning. I am considering the the time conservation of both activities by eliminating the shower before meetings. Time saved with shower eliminated.. and I would assume no one would want to extend the time I am sitting next to them in a meeting. Win win.

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May 17, 2014 at 09:08AM

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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. Ludwig Wittgenstein

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May 17, 2014 at 01:03AM

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Friday, May 16, 2014

So, I said this on facebook...

no matter what movie or where..there is always three chairs between me and Mr. Inappropriately Loud...#prefervideosathome

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May 16, 2014 at 09:14PM

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So, I said this on facebook...

Dear BBC..Almost royal looks like the most ridiculous scripted 'reality show" I have ever seen. Please.. stop it. Now

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May 16, 2014 at 06:52PM

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Thursday, May 15, 2014

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It doesnt happen often.. but when it does.. it kinda gives you a boost. " Hey.. you are an actor arent you?" Yes. " Im a producer, I've seen you a few times...I usually work with... " And then he said the name of one of my favorite casting directors... That was kinda cool. Now.. if only he would cast me. ... but todays audition was so fun.. maybe that will boost my imdb points...

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May 15, 2014 at 08:03PM

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May 15, 2014 at 02:18PM

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moist...moist...moist

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May 15, 2014 at 02:18PM

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

So, I said this on facebook...

Ya know...I consider myself to be pretty smart..and relatively quick... Im a little disturbed by the fact that I JUST realized abbreviating my position of Executive Director...may remind people moreso of a medical condition...sigh..

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May 14, 2014 at 07:14PM

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Wait.. Donald Sterling and his wife are divorcing?? Wow.. there is a surprise...

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May 14, 2014 at 06:43PM

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and so it goes

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May 14, 2014 at 01:00PM

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Monday, May 12, 2014

So, I said this on facebook...

One of those days when you get ready to get in your car.. and you think... do I have everything I need. Im not gonna be back until nearly midnight... sigh

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May 12, 2014 at 10:19AM

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yikes...ahh sundays on the walk.... One person is dead following an officer-involved shooting at Universal City Walk. The shooting happened around 1:30 a.m. near a club. The person who died was not an officer. One person was transported to the hospital with trauma injuries, and two others were transported with serious injuries, L.A. County Fire says.

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May 12, 2014 at 09:57AM

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Sunday, May 11, 2014

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Happy Mother's Day. Mom.. You may not log onto facebook today, but, Im going to write this anyway. I know its been a tough year for you. I would do anything to make it easier. However your ability to cope and smile and deal are inspiring to me in ways you cant imagine. I love you more than you will ever know. And if it weren't for you and Dad.. I wouldnt be here at all. Thank you for all you've done and taught me. I hope this day is fantastic for you... I love you.

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May 11, 2014 at 02:43AM

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Well.. this would simplify one of my gigs.. I ordered the swim...



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Saturday, May 10, 2014

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sigh....perhaps its time to lower the expectations....

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May 10, 2014 at 06:16PM

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sigh.. seriously.. does anyone make a plastic cat spit guard for computer screens? I mean.. it doesnt help that she has a water bowl on the desk... drinking and head shaking.. but the cat sneeze is a killer...

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May 10, 2014 at 01:46PM

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Thursday, May 8, 2014

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Taken was a good movie.. in at least a cotton candy - no sub plot - and ridiculously easy conflicts solved. Running directly into the people he was looking for etc... Taken 2, didnt see.. but assume pretty much the same. NOW Taken 3 is being prepped. Cmon, its like home alone and Die Hard... is this guy just the curse of take my stuff?

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May 08, 2014 at 12:07PM

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Throwback thursday. One of my favorite shows ever. If I recall...



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for those of you keeping score.. I didnt feel the quake. If it was 3.3 I probably assumed it was just my body trembling...

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May 08, 2014 at 01:31AM

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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

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ahh goodreads.. thank you for explaining this.. and happy birthday to the person who started a group.. that when you see the followers in your audience.. you know its gonna be a good show... When I am an old woman I shall wear purple. With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. Jenny Joseph Happy 82nd birthday, Jenny Joseph! The British poet's most well known work, Warning, was embraced by readers who have formed societies and go on outings wearing red hats and purple dresses.

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May 07, 2014 at 10:20AM

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George TheGiant McArthur I had to redo.. which meant I lost...



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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

I dont even know if he has opened his mail… but, took a...



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May 06, 2014 at 01:05PM

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May 06, 2014 at 12:22PM

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okay.. learned the hard way to not tell someone I have a gig where I sit in my underwear.. she assumed it meant I was being sarcastic and sitting at home doing nothing. As though I sit in underwear at home...

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May 06, 2014 at 11:52AM

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Monday, May 5, 2014

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May 05, 2014 at 08:26PM

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Executive directors do a lot. I may be one of a few however that can slimjim a singers car. Locked out - to open..in seconds. #specialskills

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May 05, 2014 at 08:26PM

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lol.. Mostly Christian prayers. "And now Ladies and Gentlemen, . those of you who are mostly Christian, please pray with me..." ------ Supreme Court OKs city council prayers Los Angeles Times | May 5, 2014 | 7:26 AM The Supreme Court ruled today that city councils may open their sessions with mostly Christian prayers. In a 5-4 decision, the justices said officials may have Christian-focused prayers before their meetings, and that they need not "be addressed only to a generic God."

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Friday, May 2, 2014

Ya had to see this coming



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Just got an email that states: CARBON DIOXIDE HIGHEST IN HUMAN HISTORY: The amount of carbon dioxide in Earth’s atmosphere has reached the highest level in human history, exceeding 400 parts per million in April. Ice cores taken from Antarctica with air bubbles as old as 800,000 years has not revealed a level higher than 300 ppm. “If we fail to heed this warning, our children will end up living in a world that is much hotter than any human being has ever experienced,” says scientist Ken Caldeira. Please... will some of you stop exhaling already?? Geesh stop being so selfish...

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May 02, 2014 at 03:13PM

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so... facebook updates its phone app and now.. ya have to refigure where everything is. So.. some designer.. realizing his job is at stake.. thinks.. oh.. I need to do something.. lets redesign the perfectly functioning app. Not unlike a show getting a new director or producer and they decide the refrigerator on the set needs to be moved 12 inches to the left. Its working. Ya dont need your thumbprints on it.. leave it alone. There. Afternoon rant complete

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May 02, 2014 at 12:36PM

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Thursday, May 1, 2014

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Just opened an awesome box of childhood memories that my lovely parents sent me....and pretty much all I could think was... hmm must be some spring cleaning going on. ( lol.. it wasnt like majorly awesome.. but off to ebay to see if anyone is selling star wars cards .. ) Thanks Mom and Dad.. it dring bring up some memories... and.. of course an annie orphan dress... lol

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May 01, 2014 at 09:29PM

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Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit... ;-)

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May 01, 2014 at 05:00AM

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